LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS! I, the BLU SOLDIER, am inviting YOU, you dirty civvie hippies, to ask me whatever you damn well please. On my off hours—which are not many!—I will answer them. I am doing this OUT OF THE KINDNESS OF MY HEART. Answers will be in TEXT FORMAT, because I DO NOT DRAW. DRAWING IS FOR NAMBY-PAMBIES LIKE MEDIC AND SPY.
Shovel may assist me on occasion.
So, GET TO IT! GO, GO, GO!!